Season 1, Episode 3 - "Thorpe Park"

Season 1, Episode 3 - "Thorpe Park"

Written By Tracey Pay (Simon's Driving Examiner)...

Hello. I’m Tracey, i’ll be our instructor for today’s test. Now, just slip it into first and we’ll be away. I had a lovely boy in the car here the other day. Simon Cooper, do you know him? Is he at your school? Take the next left please. Well, this lad Simon made quite an impression on me i can tell you. He seemed quite nervous to begin with but we got him through it eventually. Okay, now just stop past this blue car and reverse back into that space please.

Yes, this lad Simon was saying that if he passed his test he was planning to take all his friends to Thorpe Park to ride rollercoasters, apparently they have another friend who works there. Neil Sutherland, do you know him? Simon was saying he clears up sick. Good, now pull out safely into the traffic please.

Yes, Simon said his friend Will is obsessed with rollercoasters and Thorpe Park is smashing for that he said. I got it out them that he really went to Thorpe Park for the girls. They say that sometimes on the rides their boobs pop out. Saucy boy that Simon, that’s what i say. Now when i tap the dashboard make an emergency stop. Well done.